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Saturday
Mar052011

Vital Ohio State Marching Band Book Update

I really can't get over how amazing these people are.

I fully expect, some humid Sunday afternoon, to find myself in the middle of a Columbian rainforest, with the entirety of D-Row frantically scrubbing Matt's fingerprints right off his hands, Josh squinting through the trees in search of the F-22 backup he has just ordered, and Stew The Kind of Big Deal defusing a suitcase nuke using nothing but one of my ponytail holders and shrapnel he's just dug out of his own leg.  And Jason, calmly wiping the blood of bin Ladin from the business end of his baton, will glance over at me and say, "I need to borrow your phone, Moneypenny," and I will say, "Yep," and traipse over to my laptop for a perfectly charming 1500 word report on what Matt once told me about what kind of shoes a proper Drum Major must wear. 

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