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Thursday
Jun252015

Things Small Children Said Today at My Job Which Would Pretty Much Get Me Fired

"You're only cute like a grandpa, because you're old."

"I need a drink."

"It's scary here."

"I already know all the things you're talking about."

"I want this to be over."

"I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT."

"Can we play now?"

(pointing to photograph of Joe Morgan) "It's Joey Votto!"

 

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