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Tuesday
Jan182011

The Science Has Been Settled

As you well know, I am of the firm opinion that the next American Civil War won't be over abortion, race, or religion.  It will contest whether or not certain carbonated beverages are referred to as "soda" or "pop."

We now have a definitive answer, courtesy of Glen's Market in Traverse City, Michigan:

So let it be lettered above the Sprite.  So let it be done.

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