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Monday
May212018

Scenes From a Panera

1.

TRAINER: I need to advise you to stop eating bread

CLIENT: Yeah, I already do that.

ME:  then maybe you guys might want to eat somewhere other than a restaurant whose name IS LITERALLY BOX OF BREAD

2.

ME: I wonder if the Panera app has stopped sucking yet, and I can order from the table

APP: Sorry, we can’t find a Panera in your area.

ME:  How about the oNE I’M SITTING IN

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