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Wednesday
Dec042013

Questions Asked of Josh The Pilot As He Watched "Star Trek" While I Prepared Dinner

Is this the one with the chick?

Is her first name Jane?

That's a Klingon, right?

Then why does he look like a Klingon? 

How can he look like a Klingon but not be a Klingon? 

Don't they all look alike?

How is that racist?

This guy's a Vulcan, right?

Wait-- where's my phone?  Was that my phone or something on the spaceship?

Did he seriously just refer to that chick as a "Kardashian"?

Are they in the future or the past of Shater?

Is that Will Wheaton? 

Are we going to see Will Wheaton?

How can you be so sure we're not going to see Will Wheaton?

Now why is that guy mad?

How was I supposed to know that's not a dude?

...Why are you turning it off?

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