Fourth Horse: People Are Coming to Me For Advice, About Anything

Earlier this year, I was asked to contribute a short reflection essay for 5 Must Know Secrets for Today's College Girl by Lauren P. Salamone.  Despite this, it's become an Amazon bestseller in its category. Congratulations, Lauren, on not letting me ruin your book. 

Yes, Two North, you are mentioned.  Yes, I let my parole officer know.