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After clicking around a bit and destroying many enemies, I hereby declare that WordPress is precisely one hillion jillion times more awesome than Blogger. It is highly anti-troll. Everybody's IP address is displayed (I can seeeeeee you!) and it comes complete with in-page Entire Day Wasting System (a real-time count of all page hits.) When I click on stuff, it turns pretty colors, and really, that is all I ask for in a blogging platform.

In other important news, you should know that Michael J. Nelson continues to be my BFF at the RiffTrax site. Yesterday I commented on his post (see #5), and he totally commented back, because, as I said-- BFF's.

You will notice that I posted as "Queen Bee," because that is the nickname given to me by none other than Bill Corbett himself (should you doubt his ability to do so, he has also dubbed Josh The Pilot as "Spatula," "The Spatster" on informal occasions.) Thus do I mix with my peers, as long as you define peers as "actually famous and in-demand humor writers who are stalked by a person easily mesmerized by blog color fades."

There's a word count function, too.

195 at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com


New Cellar

Ah. You found me amidst the wreckage.

I grasp your hand just before you slip beneath the freezing electronic waters, for you and I and Celine Dion and this cyber-slab of wall paneling shall sail towards a new, DiCaprio-free day!

Welcome to our new cellar, fellow refugees. We are all going to need some alcohol after the trauma of moving, but for the moment, I'm thrilled that you clicked over from the old site as it crumbled around us over the weekend. If you're looking for the original BlondeChampagne, behold.

figuring out where to put the futon and the shot glasses at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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