The Official Plant of Introverts

I will put one of these in my office, and together we shall fear the world.

Comments

[Wiserlemming]

I need one of these too............but I also need the sign. Or maybe skip the plant altogether and just take the sign. Somedays, after a long day of teaching third graders who seem more worried about which level they've reached in whatever video game they're playing than listening to me try to teach them actual skills, I could use that sign. I'm literally that exhausted.

[Blonde Champagne]

MARKETING GENIUS: Sell these suckers next to crates of vodka, double the sales of both.

Hang in there, Wiser. The halfpoint of the school year is the toughest part... everybody's pissy and pale (OK, nobody's paler than I am, but people are at least trying to catch up.) It sucks because you care. And because you're good.

[Angie]

Someone should make shirts that say that...wonder how many people would actually buy them?

[Blonde Champagne]

Every single English major, everywhere.

[red pill junkie]

So this plant thrives through contact with flies, but can't stand the touch of humans? talk about misanthropy!