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Friday
Feb182011

Will The Small Child Nephew Tests Out of Self-Esteem Acutalization Training

I have long maintained that Will The Small Child Nephew is by far the most terrifying of my sister's three offspring:

This week's proving ground was his Aunt Beth's Valentine's Day card, which I have scanned here as state evidence for the criminal charges pending from the Reckless Discharge of a Nuclear Submarine arraignment which will doubtless come to pass before long.

As we can see, Will refuses to be bound by the tyrannical diktats of Big Hallmark.  No greeting card can hold him, no amount of post office regulation crush his burning desire to show The Man what's what.

Behold the cornucopia of psychological insight.  We have careful, perfectly aligned, reasonably sized, chronologically accurate signatures from eldest Jim The Nephew, all of which is dramatically dwarfed by the Parallel Bars of Angst of his middle brother's identity.  As a youngest child, I say:  I feel you, Baby Will.  As an aunt, I say:  Your college fund just became the seed money for your legal defense endowment. 

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