Will The Small Child Nephew Tests Out of Self-Esteem Acutalization Training
Friday, February 18, 2011 at 12:17AM I have long maintained that Will The Small Child Nephew is by far the most terrifying of my sister's three offspring:
This week's proving ground was his Aunt Beth's Valentine's Day card, which I have scanned here as state evidence for the criminal charges pending from the Reckless Discharge of a Nuclear Submarine arraignment which will doubtless come to pass before long.
As we can see, Will refuses to be bound by the tyrannical diktats of Big Hallmark. No greeting card can hold him, no amount of post office regulation crush his burning desire to show The Man what's what.
Behold the cornucopia of psychological insight. We have careful, perfectly aligned, reasonably sized, chronologically accurate signatures from eldest Jim The Nephew, all of which is dramatically dwarfed by the Parallel Bars of Angst of his middle brother's identity. As a youngest child, I say: I feel you, Baby Will. As an aunt, I say: Your college fund just became the seed money for your legal defense endowment.
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Fight the power, Will!
hahahaha
He's just practicing his autograph for when he's a reality TV star.
...but he forgot to dot the i in "Will"!
WE NEED A SOUSAPHONE PLAYER UP IN HERE!
And yet? Still more legible and precise than anything I've ever signed.
"...but he forgot to dot the i in "Will"!"
No, it's there. Just really tiny. His great restraint on display.
At first I thought it was a strange, Dr. Suess-like tree.
Will just went John Hancock all over your Valentine's card.
"Will just went John Hancock all over your Valentine's card."
I've always known it was he who would overthrow me.
I can just hear him chanting "Marsha Marsha Marsha!"
Hilarious! Both your writing and Will's attention-grabbing antics. :-)
Many thanks, Jeremiah The BIL.