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Wednesday
Sep292010

Teh Puppehs Earn Their Keep

I've been covering the 2010 Congressional race, and figured that Teh Puppehs should start earning their own bloody keep.  So I asked them to replicate voter attitudes.  As you will see, they did an excellent job: Two were superpissed about the same thing but for completely different reasons, one was a total puss who was intent upon ruining everyone else's fun, and a solid third of the populace hung out near the food awaiting the next installment of Glee.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2DO7_1CE40&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3]

In case you missed their astute analysis, here's a transcript:


JONES TEH PUPPEH: Rrrrrr.

LAUREN TEH PUPPEH: RRRRR!

JONES TEH PUPPEH: Rrrrrr.

LAUREN TEH PUPPEH: RRRRR!

CHRISTIAN TEH PUPPEH: stop the violence!!!1111ones!!111!

KORS AND GIGI TEH PUPPEHS: (pooping in the corner)

still more applicable than anything going on at The View at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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Reader Comments (4)

Oh, and as they say on ESPN: Plenty of good puppehs still available. Most have found forever homes, but three are still alone, sad and weeping because YOU don't love them enough. Click on the links to learn more about our houseguests.

October 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMB

Videos of puppies are the best , specially since the videos edit out the actual chore of having a young puppy in your home —the pools of urine, the crying all night long...

Oops, sorry! I forgot we're trying to find a family for the mutts :-P

October 1, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

Having taken care of both, my vote is that newborn humans are actually less intimidating to care for than newborn puppies. Though I think they're tied in the "WTF, how many times a day can this tiny thing poop?!" department.

October 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLady

Oh, how I wish we could adopt one! My husband and I love us some Boxers. I told him about this and he moaned...

October 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
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