Friday
Sep102010
Mess in the Mirror
Friday, September 10, 2010 at 1:01PM Men will never, ever understand the bitter disappointment that comes from spending the equivalent of hours dieting, tweezing, moisturizing, exercising, lotioning, shaving, scrubbing, crunching, curling, underlining, exfoliating, brushing, spraying, and shading, only to look in the mirror and see a result that looks like... well, me. The people who have to look at me on a regular basis deserve better, honestly, which is why I shouldn't go out more to begin with.
daring anyone to out-self-hate, here, just DARING you at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
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Hence, this is why upon years of above-mentioned activity, I decided to be fat, happy, hairy, greasy, sallow, and flabby for the last six months. I'm only unhappy now that my clothes no longer fit. *sigh*
MB - Knock it off. You're a reverse-hotty. You know what that is right? No? Allow me to explain. We're all familiar with the traditional hotty. She's the one that draws the glances where ever she goes. Men want her, women hat her. But as you talk to her you find out... she is self absorbed, catty, not that bright, etc. On a scale of 1 to 10 for looks she's a 9 or 10 but on a scale of 1 to 10 for everything else she's a 2 which nets her a whopping 12. Sadly... her looks will fade so her score will only go down and as it goes down the really bad parts of her personality start to take over completely. She becomes pure evil.
Now the reverse-hotty is a different creature. While not born with SI swimsuit natural beauty, the reverse-hotty is still very nice to look at BUT because she's never been "all that" she's actually developed a personality. More importantly, she's learned that sometimes you need hard work so she continues work hard to improve herself, to take care of herself and just become a better person. On a scale of looks she's maybe a 5-8 but on a scale of everything else she's an 8-10. She nets out around 16 or a solid 4 points above the best score of a traditional hotty.
From what I've seen and read... you're an 18. Josh The Pilot is a lucky man.
I like you, LUN.