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Proof That Them Duke Boys Make Just About Everything In Life At Least 1% More Awesome

Today's lesson is brought to you by a toll plaza in Dallas.  Watch the center of the screen, and make sure your speakers are on, but don't crank 'em, because you'll wake Sam The Baby Nephew:


The driver--and brace yourself for a shocker--had been drinking.  But she still had her wits about her; according to the police report, she told the reporting officer that the car had been damaged when she was rear-ended, and that, quote, she "tried to get back into her car after it caught fire."

The General Lee:  Never not part of a better day.

sending for them FBI boys up in Atlanta at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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[...] Proof that them Duke boys make just about everything in life at least 1% more awesome Share and Enjoy: [...]

Only slightly more awesome? Check out the timestamp -- 6:13AM. A. M. As in homegirl had been putting back enough to get up the gumption to do this, and the workday hadn't started. Good times.

June 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterb

Oh yeah, that's why the 1% is only a minimum. Like if you're in a rocket-powered car in Monaco with Michael Buble fondling your leg, the Dukes horn isn't going to do much to improve on that. But add it to, say, a a tour of a greenhouse, and the awesomeness quotient shoots straight through the roof.

June 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMB
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