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Monday
Aug312009

Clink

I interviewed for a job as a professional wine snob last week.  I'd work as a tasting leader in a small shop within a big grocery store, which... awesome.  There's nothing like discussing terroir and bouquet two aisles over from the tampons and suppositories.

Questions Actually Asked of Me, All By the Same Person:

1)  "Do you like wine?"

2)  "Do you drink wine?"

3)  "Do you like wine?"

4)  "Do you drink wine?"

To be fair, there was a seven-minute gap between Questions 1 and 3, and 2 and 4, during which I was asked which kinds of food I like to eat.  It's the kind of question which has no wrong answer, and yet I managed one anyway.  I believe the word "Crock Pot" was used.

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Reader Comments (4)

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So... do you like wine?

September 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKris

If you get the job, can we visit and pester you with wine-y questions????

September 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeather The Reader

Lady Kenobi, Inkling here :) ...Just saying hi and I added you to my page of links--so glad you're still blogging! Lots of crazy stuff happening in my world too...wine and cheese tasting helps me get through it... ;)

September 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMyrrh C.
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