Conversations You Don't Want to Hear

(dialing number)

(click)

"Sir, do not answer the phone while I'm writing you a ticket."

"It's my wife.  She's wondering why I'm late."

"...Josh?"

"Sir, hang up the--"

(END CALL)

moving violation at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

Comments

[AlabamaGuy]

Don't you just LOVE it when you get a Fast Driver Award? Of all the things important to maintaining the stability of a society, one's velocity on a street has gotta rank right up there, huh? I know I ALWAYS feel safe and secure and smug (er...I mean "snug) when I pass some poor schmuck pulled over on the side of the road for breaking the law in such an egregious fashion - the nerve, the gall, the sheer hutzpah, to speed on MY roads? ROFLMAO!
Seriously - might check into traffic school as an alternative to paying a fine, because it usually negates any points and/or insurance premium increases! (voice of experience here, folks! lol)
Good luck!

[Qualifying | Morning Works Med]

[...] Beth overhears a conversation she’d really rather not Share and [...]

[red pill junkie]

Dude, you were this close to get http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/06/raw-video-cop-tasers-72-year-old-granny/" rel="nofollow">tazed!

[Lex]

I love that not even a cop telling him NO will keep JTP from answering a call from you. Excellent.

[C@ssie]

I would like to say that you have the best husband EVER. I wish mine said sweet things to me, but he just doesn't put in the effort anymore. Once you've bought the cow...*sigh*

[MB]

Very sweet of you to say; I will let JTP know he has a fan :) Have you ever heard of the concept of "love languages"? (http://tinyurl.com/5jxumc) Maybe your husband isn't a "talker," but a "doer," or "giver." I know I'm a "talker" :)