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Jul232009

Wayne Enterprises

I understand that there's a new set of movies out featuring this Batman fellow.  I don't understand why this is necessary, given that the nation was drenched in quite enough Batman about twenty years ago, thank you.  I seem to recall Jordan Knight out in public with a rhinestine-intensive belt buckle in the shape of the Bat Signal, and even I, twelve years old, crush-addled, and stupid, was all "...That's... just... wrong."

Well, and then there's this movie, starring an eight-year-old Katie Holmes.  It seems that we're about two hours in and still not out of Tibet.  Oh wait, Christian Bale and his Ren-FestPolooza jacket just blew Tibet up.  Never mind.

That's still no excuse for his hair.

oh wait, there's another one?  at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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What? No comment about Ras Aghul and the worse haircut EVER?

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterstarnarcosis

You have *GOT* to be kidding me here.

Dark Knight was the best movie of 2008. That's just a fact.

You see that movie and you go "Jack Nicholson? who's that guy?".

Am I to understand that Josh could convince you to go see Transformers 2, but he didn't take you to watch a movie even my parents enjoyed??

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

I saw "The Dark Knight" three times it was so good. It's really much better than the versions from the 80s/90s...and worth a rental, if nothing else.

July 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy P.
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