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Thursday, July 23, 2009 at 4:08PM I understand that there's a new set of movies out featuring this Batman fellow. I don't understand why this is necessary, given that the nation was drenched in quite enough Batman about twenty years ago, thank you. I seem to recall Jordan Knight out in public with a rhinestine-intensive belt buckle in the shape of the Bat Signal, and even I, twelve years old, crush-addled, and stupid, was all "...That's... just... wrong."
Well, and then there's this movie, starring an eight-year-old Katie Holmes. It seems that we're about two hours in and still not out of Tibet. Oh wait, Christian Bale and his Ren-FestPolooza jacket just blew Tibet up. Never mind.
That's still no excuse for his hair.
oh wait, there's another one? at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
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What? No comment about Ras Aghul and the worse haircut EVER?
You have *GOT* to be kidding me here.
Dark Knight was the best movie of 2008. That's just a fact.
You see that movie and you go "Jack Nicholson? who's that guy?".
Am I to understand that Josh could convince you to go see Transformers 2, but he didn't take you to watch a movie even my parents enjoyed??
I saw "The Dark Knight" three times it was so good. It's really much better than the versions from the 80s/90s...and worth a rental, if nothing else.