I Am Important

The Gallup pollster who called my house last night told me so.  He was very, very interested in the following:

• how many servings of fruit I ate a day


• whether or not I felt happy


• which mental disorders I suffered from, if any


• what religion I practiced


• which political party I belong to (answer:  "EVERYBODY SUCKS.  Please ask me further questions about this.")


• my annual income


• how tall I am

And then?  He asked how much I weigh.  At which point I hung up.

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Comments

[starnarcosis]

was it Gallup or Match.com? what strange questions!

[red pill junkie]

So: if you eat more than two apples a day, does that make you a Republican, or a Democrat?

I eat mangoes, so I guess that makes me an anarchist ;-)

[Mr. & Mrs. Jeremiah the Br]

Seriously, what was he thinking?
Nice answer for question 5.