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Tuesday
May122009

The Most Important Issue of Our Time

Thus spake Greta to Miss Teen California:

"So what's the difference between this pageant and the Miss Teen USA pageant?  Is it because you're a teenager?  Are you a teenager?"

"Yes.  I am a teenager."

-On the Record with Greta Van Susteren, 10:20 PM

ssssssiiiiiiggggggghhhhh at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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Did Miss Teen California roll her eyes at Greta when she answered that? Cause I am so not believing her if she didn't.

May 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterstarnarcosis

Thank Heavens they stayed away from the cruel clutch of Geography —the mortal nemesis of any Miss Wherever

May 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie
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