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Happy Thought of the Day


1)  Running for President

2) MediCare

3)... I got nothin'.

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4) Red Hat Society (just in case you wanted to wear red hats and purple dresses!)

February 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElisabeth

I totally understand. Which is why I was confounded as to WHY I was getting an AARP card and application in the mail last week. I'm 32 years old!

February 8, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAlicia

[...] Mary Beth is over thirty and feelin’ fine, kinda. Share and Enjoy: [...]

'Running for President'? You mean there's an actual law preventing the nomination of anyone below 40? Now THAT is discrimination!

BTW, I remember reading in the news last year that some 18-year-old had won the election for Mayor in his home town.

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

More things you're too young for:

Hip replacement surgery
25th high school reunions


February 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterstarnarcosis

5) My state has an "aged persons" exemption from various state and county taxes. Maybe 'Ginger' honors that, too?

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterj.s.

Ahh, I'm not yet 40 (close--5 months) but I do so enjoy getting medicare pamphlets every other day!

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara N

social security
liver spots
retirement community
aarp magazines and advertisement onslaught
bladder protection undergarments

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdd

Ok so here is something more depressing:
I am younger than you and already on Social Security and have medicare for my insurance. I've also had consults on hip and knee replacement as the osteoporosis is doing such damage to my bones.

I was gonna go with you are way too young for having a building named after you for your contributions to literature, but reading the other readers comments has just depressed me.

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKell Belle

...But Kelly! Cheer up. You can't run for President EITHER!

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMB
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