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Dear news stations:

Kindly differentiate between "BREAKING NEWS," "DEVELOPING STORY," "HAPPENING NOW" and "NEWS ALERT" so I know how much to panic every day.

Thanks bunches,

MB

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[...] Concerning panic Share and Enjoy: [...]

Are you mad?? if they did just that, you might change the channel! ;)

Turn off that damn box, and have a happy new year.

December 31, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie
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