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Friday
Oct092009

Dear WalMart:

The next time you want to advertise your nasty-ass store brand roller rink pizzas, you might not want to depict it in the hands of a person walking down a hallway dressed as the Grim Reaper.

7.99 at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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Oh, I laughed so hard I snorted.

October 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpraybrethren

MB, you SWORE!!!!! YAY!!!!

October 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSara N

Wouldn't this just be truth in advertising?

October 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterstarnarcosis

I came here for a break in my grading of Jane Eyre essays, and I am SO glad I did. That is hilarious!

October 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGinny

Will you write about this one more?

October 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterArsento
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