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His Holy Halfpipe
Friday, May 23, 2008 at 3:14PM Here is a lovely Victorian painting of St. Joseph, the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Child Jesus, and the Child Jesus' snowboard:
What seals it is the nervous attitude of Mary: "Oh, dear. I just know He's going to dump some fresh powder so He can jib off the side of the house and frontside ollie into some sick 1080's before He air-to-fakies down the halfpipe." And Joseph's like, "Well, if He breaks an arm, that'll learn Him, and He'll just instantaneously heal it anyway."
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LOL! Actually, young Jesus could have practiced snowboarding at the forests of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermon" rel="nofollow">mount Hermon. We still have this misconception that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galilee" rel="nofollow">ancient Galilee was this desertic place, but that's completely wrong. In fact, we can even speculate that Jesus could have worked as a logger in one of those lush cedar forests, where wood was exported to all the nations of the roman empire—to build boats especially.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*priceless!!*
OHMYWORD... I almost wet my pants with that one. Hilarious!