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Friday
May232008

His Holy Halfpipe

Here is a lovely Victorian painting of St. Joseph, the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Child Jesus, and the Child Jesus' snowboard:


What seals it is the nervous attitude of Mary: "Oh, dear. I just know He's going to dump some fresh powder so He can jib off the side of the house and frontside ollie into some sick 1080's before He air-to-fakies down the halfpipe." And Joseph's like, "Well, if He breaks an arm, that'll learn Him, and He'll just instantaneously heal it anyway."

straight to at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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LOL! Actually, young Jesus could have practiced snowboarding at the forests of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermon" rel="nofollow">mount Hermon. We still have this misconception that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galilee" rel="nofollow">ancient Galilee was this desertic place, but that's completely wrong. In fact, we can even speculate that Jesus could have worked as a logger in one of those lush cedar forests, where wood was exported to all the nations of the roman empireā€”to build boats especially.

May 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*priceless!!*

May 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJules

OHMYWORD... I almost wet my pants with that one. Hilarious!

December 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCathy Bell
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