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At the Banquet Table

Since the National Honor Society event last week was closed, here's your very own video of the performance. I do hope you can make out what I am saying, for the sound system had two settings: BLLLLLAAAAARRRRE! and "...Wha'd she say?"

Anyway, you will notice I am wearing the same dress I did for my wedding rehearsal dinner, which makes two re-wearings of a bridesmaid's dress, which is two re-wearings above the national average. Basically, I enjoy busting it out because it's from Julie The Nephew Mama's wedding eight years ago, and I cherish the fact that I can still somehow zip it with minimum wriggling. I might not wear it again, though, because when I saw the first few seconds of my appearance video, I felt very sad that my butt looks so big in it, until Josh pointed out that it might be because at the time my butt was, in fact, about an inch and a half from the lens, and nobody looks good flailing her way to a podium when her name is called just as she hits an ice cube in her water glass.


honoring at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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My apologies for the slightly out of focus picture. I didn't have time to do a test video beforehand. This is what happens when an air traffic controller tries to play cameraman.

May 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJosh The Pilot

That's right. So if my butt looks blurry as well as big, we all know who to blame.

May 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMB
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