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It is currently 12:54 AM, and wishes to report that the UV index at this moment is, quote, "low." It is zero percent. Thank you, Weather Channel, for addressing the question of whether or not I should first apply sunblock before venturing outside AT MIDNIGHT.

This may also explain why, when I put "Washington DC" into the search box, the results invited me to "get the beach forecast."  And what, pray tell, is the surf report for the National Mall?


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There could be another option, you know. The Weather Channel could be making derogatory comments on our extreme paleness (I say "our" because I share the Western European no-tan skin tone). "Don't go outside without sunscreen," it says, "even at night! The UV Index is only at LOW! There's still a chance! You probably shouldn't risk it."

April 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLex

I think the beach forecast is there just to taunt you. I know I'd rather be at the beach where it is 80 and sunny, than in my office where it is 90 and stifiling.

April 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKell Belle

Maybe they're catering to hypocondriac vampires??

April 24, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie
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