Does he wash his ring at night? After all those people putting mouth to bling, the first thing I'd do when I got home is soak it in Purell for about twelve hours.just wondering at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com
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Never thought about that, but...yeah. I would. Wonder if he could get those sterilization things we used to put our science lab goggles in at night?
I think it should go in a tank with that blue light that kills all things.
Also, I wonder if he just soaks his hands in lysol between appearances. I bet the cardinals subtly hand him the Sani Wipes disugised as a papal hanky.
Unless, being God's #1 on Earth comes with a invisible anti germ shield.
That question would be better directed at everyone who kisses the ring, rather than the ring-wearer, I'd think.
The pope's ring is kind of a slut. Who knew?
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Never thought about that, but...yeah. I would. Wonder if he could get those sterilization things we used to put our science lab goggles in at night?
I think it should go in a tank with that blue light that kills all things.
Also, I wonder if he just soaks his hands in lysol between appearances. I bet the cardinals subtly hand him the Sani Wipes disugised as a papal hanky.
Unless, being God's #1 on Earth comes with a invisible anti germ shield.
That question would be better directed at everyone who kisses the ring, rather than the ring-wearer, I'd think.
The pope's ring is kind of a slut. Who knew?