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Saturday
Apr192008

Pope Thought Of the Day

Does he wash his ring at night? After all those people putting mouth to bling, the first thing I'd do when I got home is soak it in Purell for about twelve hours.

just wondering at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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Reader Comments (3)

Never thought about that, but...yeah. I would. Wonder if he could get those sterilization things we used to put our science lab goggles in at night?

April 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmy Lou the Reader

I think it should go in a tank with that blue light that kills all things.

Also, I wonder if he just soaks his hands in lysol between appearances. I bet the cardinals subtly hand him the Sani Wipes disugised as a papal hanky.

Unless, being God's #1 on Earth comes with a invisible anti germ shield.

April 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKell Belle

That question would be better directed at everyone who kisses the ring, rather than the ring-wearer, I'd think.

The pope's ring is kind of a slut. Who knew?

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