Roots

We have a very important Volume Update from last week's appearances in Cincinnati. This is a Hair Check from the speech at my alma mater:

Considering the wideness as well as the curl intensity, we can deduce that this was indeed an important event. However, as you can see, the momentum was with the Q&A session at the College of Mount St. Joseph:

Here, we have more extensive finger fluffing, far wider use of small curlers in the back, and liberal application of mousse. I feel compelled to point out that this ain't no slam on Mercy; it's just that college students, as a rule, tend to have more disposable cash than high schoolers. One has lunch money; the other has beer money. Therefore, the hair spray goes to the elders.

truth at: mbe@drinktothelasses.com

Comments

[mike is still chuckling at "mo]

You wore THAT to your high school? Bold statement.

I would have thought you would have busted out the old high school jumper.

[Hollee Chadwick Spicer]

I wish I had checked this earlier. I would have come to the book signing. Am smacking my head.
Always proud of you--my favorite humor blogger.