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Monday
Dec222008

Signs You're In a Bad Subway

The sandwich shop, not the hurtling underground bad sex metaphor waiting to happen.  Although, as we've seen, both can totally kill you:

-Entire sandwich bar is encased in bulletproof glass

-Customer in front of you is engaged with Sandwich Artist in some sort of altercation involving "bread with a hole in it."

-Access to the bathroom is gained only after clerk shoves fear-coated key attached to world endingly huge keychain through some sort of time and space bending spinny device

please do not ask how I know this at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

tip the bartender

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Reader Comments (3)

Will you not disclose the location of the offending establishment?

December 22, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

Did you turn around and walk away or did your hunger force you to endure said Subway hardships? Sometimes hunger is a force for evil.

December 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnne from Iowa

It was 2 PM and I was out of Low Blood Sugar Emergency Rations. I was courting death either way and figured I might as well go with a turkey club on wheat in hand.

December 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMB
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