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Friday
Nov072008

Barbie, Caring A LOT About Blonde Champagne UPDATE

Never Piss Off a Writer UPDATE:  To quote Mike The Longterm Reader's pronouncement in the Tasting Room, my retribution is indeed swift and terrible.

Excellent Idea UPDATE:  G-Force The Reader suggests that I henceforth market myself as Unemployed Barbie.

why, why, why, must all sufffer at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

tip the bartender

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Reader Comments (4)

HILARIOUS!

Unemployable WRITER Barbie!

November 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKris

Wow, so Mattel won't hire you because you have an opinion? And poked fun at their products on your blog? Sheesh.

Reminds me of a guy I knew who worked at Disney World for awhile. He used to get all rapturous when describing the various attractions there, and one "Dude, you know it's all fake, right?" would make him very very upset and insistent that it was a magical place.

November 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterj.s.

You could always say it was for the best, because those hundred bucks they were gonna pay you were probably laced with melanine from China :-P

November 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie

Good idea, G-Force.

November 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterINCITEmarsh
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