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Sunday
Nov022008

Non-Election Totally Out of Context Sports Quote Week Finale

"He can score from any position!"

-ND vs. Pitt

Since Bob Davie was not present for this one, that's the best I can do.

However, I do have a Non-Election Totally In Context Sports Quote Week entrant:  One of the analysts on NFL TodayBoomer 'N' Friends posited that since the Cincinnati Bengals were 0-8, that automatically made them extremely dangerous because they "had nothing to lose."  It's official: The Bengals now suck so much that their epic suckitude has circled right back around into a winning strategy.

battening down at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

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Reader Comments (3)

>>> "The Bengals now suck so much that their epic suckitude has circled right back around into a winning strategy."

Hey, epic sucktitude worked for William Hung, that American Idol reject from a couple years back.

November 3, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterj.s.

i just presume the Bengals are going for the draft picks at this point.

November 3, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterstarnarcosis

No, no, the draft pick will be coming to Detroit, thank you. Home of the greatest football suckitude in our great nation.

Anybody know a good WR who will save us?

November 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLydia

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