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Thursday
Oct302008

Economy

For today's entrant in the Non-Election Totally Out of Context Sports Quote Week, we turn to a story I covered over at Along The Rails, and the fact that if you own a lady horse in need of some lovin' and foalin', she can now set a date with the sire of Triple Crown threat Funny Cide for the low, low price of $225,000.  He's on sale!  Last year at this time, it was three hundred thou!  ACT NOW!

The headline?  "Distorted Humor's Fee Drops."  Awwwww, Distorted Humor!  It's okay!  This is totally normal!  It happens to every stallion.

I want the Obama people to put together an informercial on this, stat.  Get Billy Mays, Alan Thicke, that colon-cleansing guy, whoever.  There is no end to the marketing possibilites with this one.

lalalalalalalalala gun sales through the roof I can't heeeearrrrrrrr yooooouuuu at:  mbe@drinktothelasses

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"I want the Obama people to put together an informercial on this, stat. Get Billy Mays, Alan Thicke, that colon-cleansing guy, whoever. There is no end to the marketing possibilites with this one."

...Lemme get this straight: You want the Obama people to set up an infomercial, where they'll be offering HIS siring services?? ;-)

October 31, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterred pill junkie
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