Dear WalMart:

The next time you want to advertise your nasty-ass store brand roller rink pizzas, you might not want to depict it in the hands of a person walking down a hallway dressed as the Grim Reaper.

7.99 at:  mbe@drinktothelasses.com

Comments

[Dear WalMart | Morning Works M]

[...] Pizza for everybody! Share and Enjoy: [...]

[praybrethren]

Oh, I laughed so hard I snorted.

[Sara N]

MB, you SWORE!!!!! YAY!!!!

[starnarcosis]

Wouldn't this just be truth in advertising?

[Ginny]

I came here for a break in my grading of Jane Eyre essays, and I am SO glad I did. That is hilarious!

[Arsento]

Will you write about this one more?