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Friday
Jun082018

There's a Lion Involved

New on Redleg NationIt’s not that I feel antipathy towards a professional soccer team, exactly– it’s just that I have no idea what to do with one. It’s as if someone handed me a brand-new feed welder; I’m sure it’s very nice, but I never asked for one, and I’m pretty sure it will wind up causing widespread damage if left in the wrong hands.

Friday
May252018

Federally Mandated Sit-ups

New on Redleg Nation: The battle against crap. 

Monday
May212018

Scenes From a Panera

1.

TRAINER: I need to advise you to stop eating bread

CLIENT: Yeah, I already do that.

ME:  then maybe you guys might want to eat somewhere other than a restaurant whose name IS LITERALLY BOX OF BREAD

2.

ME: I wonder if the Panera app has stopped sucking yet, and I can order from the table

APP: Sorry, we can’t find a Panera in your area.

ME:  How about the oNE I’M SITTING IN

Wednesday
May162018

Free Verse Poetry of the Old West

The following is a list of actual names found in the pages of Doc Holliday: The Life and Legend:

Black Jack Bill

Big Tip Tipton

Cockeyed Frank Loving

Bud Philpott

Crocked Mouth Green

Dynamte Sam

Ham Light

Dirty Sock Jack

Bull Shit Jack Pearce

Curly Mack

Cold Chuck Johnny

Rowdy Joe Lowe

Shotgun Collins

Johnny Behind The Deuce O'Rourke

Chalkney Beeson

Zing Hunt

Curly Bill Brocius

Pink Truly

Hurricane Bill Martin

Baby Doe Tabor

Buckskin Leslie

Rattlesname Bill Johnson

Mysterious Dave Mather

Kevin Costner

...any of which would look amazing on a Pinterest-inspired sign in a baby room. 

Friday
May112018

The Laundry List

"You look ugly in blue": New on Redleg Nation